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Imagine sitting down yesterday in a minibus - the usual such a low, tesnenkuyu, departing from the door. Take out two tens. She saw in front of Grandma says, not without ehidtsy:
- Directions 28 rubles!
- In honor of what? - I ask.
- And this bus! - Said. (Well, yes, it somehow, if this "bus" is obtained for free.)
- Why is the bus - ask - if at all mind this taxi?
- But so - says. - This for a long time, everyone knows that!
I Grew, who knows that everyone knows, the eyes are the same. Again, when I was standing at the bus stop, he had, near the shop girl had landed, and by stopping in general would be passed if I did not hand waving. Where did you see that bus so went?
Here comes another old woman, with artistic sympathy in his voice:
- Do you have a social map?
No, well, not arrogance? Okay, I'm not always in form, but here - a new coat, bought two days ago, the hairdresser only yesterday was all so out of yourself updated! And she told me on the social map of hints! Markups mayhem!
Then a girl strolls to the door, "says the driver:
- Stop at the corner.
I told them all triumphantly:
- Well! Bus?
beat them they have no money, but do not give up, mutter resentfully:
- once said that the bus, then bus.
I told them:
- And if you would say that the trolley?! Huh?! And if an airplane?? The driver stopped the
my fancy:
- The lady, you are generally going to pay?
I proudly say:
- Naturally! But I rode the shuttle bus and I will pay for a minibus!
She gave him two scores and went - unfortunately, not with your head held high, because of the low risked Weird lintel.
young lady in front of me all the way silently laughed.